For any of you who checked out early on Friday -- physically, mentally, emotionally, or all of the above -- we put up an impromptu Freaky Fug Friday caption contest inspired by Lenny Kravitz, the weird optical illusion created by his glasses, and his dubious wedge bootaloons. We're accepting entries until 5 p.m. Pacific time today, so drop on by there and put your submission in the comments section!