Jonathan Anderson hung onto his eponymous line when he moved from Loewe to Dior, and so he has an outlet for quirk still. Here, he did a photoshoot for Fall 2026 featuring Kylie Minogue -- any one-name Kylie is this one -- alongside actor Daryl McCormick, Ruth Wilson, fashion critic Tim Blanks, and Challengers and Queer screenwriter Justin Kuritzkes (also known as Celine Song's husband). It also features a pitchfork, a pile of throw-pillows, and a giant tote that says PORN, because you know some fool out there definitely wants to drop like $3,000 on THAT "hilarious" punch line. Be warned: I did not make celeb suggestions for this one because it's not that kind of party, but there IS a sweatshirt in here that quotes The Canterbury Tales and I really hope some young and pretentious celebrity pulls that out and tries to be like, "No cap, I love Chaucer, it slaps, cast me as the Wife of Bath."