Let's Talk About Malin Akerman's Shoes

Obviously, from the knees up, this is INCREDIBLY normal and cute. She looks great. I'm thrilled to be experiencing the Akermannaissance, as a longtime fan dating all the way back to her unhinged (complimentary) performance in Rock of Ages, an underappreciated insane movie. And I also appreciate her deciding to Make Some Choices with her shoes and give us something to talk about today:

It's like if Loki decided to chuck it all and become a shoe designer. In a good way.

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