"Oh, Heather," you may think. "Lindsey is wearing a perfectly fine white dress to accept her award for Best Something-Something." To which I will say, "Reader, you know my tricks. You are in Scrolldown Territory here and it's time to move your mouse."
It's bad. Another wah-waaaaah pseudo thigh surprise. Lather, sheer, repeat. Yawn. It's Fug Madness 2019; vote for Vonn.