
I'm not sure I like the wider-legged jeans with this? Skinnies might have underscored the contrast with the jacket even better. But, those are the cuts people are pushing right now, so. (I also might have worn a longer tank that tucks in.)

Saoirse is still working the microbangs. I actually... kind of like this?!? The individual pieces for sure, and possibly even together.

This is a pretty color on her. Whatever she did a while ago – seems to be a bleph, right? – left her looking like... 90 percent herself, maybe even 95. That's a good outcome and she's gorgeous, but it's also why I could never get one. I spend a lot of time staring at her face to process the differences and I don't want anyone to do that with me.

I would for sure pair this with different shoes, but the plaid is great. Very Cher Horowitz, even if the design isn't.

This is beyond belief. That top looks like somebody tried to turn a diorama about their sad dead lawn into a shirt.

She is lovely and this is fine, but she can do SO MUCH more than beige.

Nobody who made the uniform for this marching band had ever used a sewing machine before.

He is making that turtleneck SASSY.

Xena, Warrior Princess, but in high school.

And this is Mrs. Roper: A Prequel.

Sure! Este got the best coat but bad pants. Is Alana hiding that hers is shorts?

That suit looks super on her – and completely discordant with much of the batshittery on display in here.

I almost didn't recognize her. My eyes still want her to be either a redhead or a blond and can't adjust.

Now, how is she supposed to sit in your front row in that skirt? Come on now.

She looks like she's squeezing two very elaborate clutch purses under her armpits.

Willa is on the way to turning 14, and this MIGHT be the first time we've seen her? This is a very normal and good offering for her from Vuitton. Keri looks like they turned a large tote bag into a skirt.

I believe Summer is our new Carrie White. Vuitton scooped her early. This dress is delightful.

YES, CHEF!

... okay, who dropped acid in the atelier?

That thick leather jacket tucked into a metallic diaper? No. NO. There is a world of no in here.
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