Mel B Wants To Keep Spicing Up Our Lives

HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 22: Mel B arrives at NBC's "America's Got Talent" Season 12 Live Show at Dolby Theatre on August 22, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)

Sometimes I imagine Posh calling her and being like, "CAN I JUST GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER PLEASE." And Scary is all, "DITTO." And now I'm happy imagining the two of them trying to style each other. Can you imagine? Posh by Scary would be AMAZING.

“America’s Got Talent” Season 12 Live Show the Quarter Final Round

This is just bad on every level. I mean... I guess it's ON, at least? So it's at least succeeding at... being worn?

“America’s Got Talent” Season 12 Live Show the Quarter Final Round

I am not sure what her green and silver hair is in aid of. Is she a Slytherin, or just feeling nostalgic for Minty, the second My Little Pony that I ever owned?

AMERICA'S GOT TALENT -- "Live Show 2" -- Pictured: (l-r) Howie Mandel, Mel B -- (Photo by: Trae Patton/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

I don't know if I think this belongs on Mel's piano, or Howie's. BOTH.