Okay, Mel. Okay. You're positive that you want to wear this. You are dead set on leaving the house in an outfit inspired by a Vegas dancer and the opening credits of Mannequin, maybe with a touch of Halle Berry in X-Men thrown in to complicate matters as much as possible. So... why are you in brown pointy-toed pumps? Look at all the effort you went to here to look absolutely bananas. Why stop? Why not just fashion a crude shoe out of a cereal box and some twine, or call Kim Kardashian and ask her to Amazon Prime you a few of the weirdest contenders she can find? If you're going for a look, Mel, then COMMIT.
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