You know things have gone horribly, horribly wrong when Chloe Sevigny - who is wearing a version of your dress, with the colors reversed and the tie shrunken to twee level -- is giving you the doubtful, hairy eyeball.
As if she's thinking -- she, Chloe Sevigny, who went around town wearing Art Garfunkel's hairdo for months -- "dude. I don't know about this one."
Dude. I don't know about THIS ONE either.