I mean, yes, this is a sequined Glamour Don't bar across her boobs:
And said Don't Bar appears to be de-pixelating at the most pertinent bits, which is generally alarming, especially as all that's between us and said bits is some illusion netting. On paper, I should loathe this. But there's part of me that feels like she might, against all odds, be selling this.
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