Dear Lord,
Please let this mean that Kelis has been cast in a re-boot of Clarissa Explains It All. (Kelis Explains It All is VERY catchy.) I think America -- and Canada! -- needs that now more than ever. And when Kelis begins to explain things, I hope the very first item on her list -- the idea, by the way, of having a list titled "ALL" makes me happy/terrified -- is, "WTF is going on with my ankles."