OH MY GOD RITA ORA

Please just allow me to summarize. Rita Ora -- already planning ahead for next year's Fug Madness, like the pro that she is! -- is wearing:

  1. A denim duster.
  2. A denim shirt that is long enough to poke out from beneath the hem of her...
  3. ... denim mini.
  4. What appear to be denim socks
  5. And, finally, boots that are made of scrunched down jean-legs, pocket facing outward. I mean, are they boots? She might be wearing jean-leg leg-warmers over denim shoes. It's denim Inception up in here. Denimception!

I just hope she's getting a massive check for this from the American Denim Council for Jeans and Jean-Associated Accessories, because this is some marketing.

[Photo: Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com]