"Once Upon a Mattress" Opens on Broadway

Cue everyone noting that their high school did this play once. (My high school did in fact perform this play my sophomore year.) And cue at least 65% of people wondering if they need a white shorts suit with a floral accent for an upcoming late-summer event. The answer to that one, I can tell you definitely, is maybe.

(I assume you already have a little black dress.)

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