Oscars: Kerry Washington and Michael Kors Catch The Blahs

The optical illusion of this photo, which is that she has no legs, is really amusing to me. And it's putting me in a better mood. But I feel like even Michael Kors would have looked at this -- with it's weird fit and its slit that should go in the back -- and thought, "Huh. Well, thank God it's sparkly, at least," and by morning had already forgotten he ever made it.

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