Oscars Luncheon Well-Played and Fug or Fab: Anne Hathaway and Naomi Watts

I have no idea what is happening in half these Oscar Luncheon photos, but the backgrounds of each of them is funnier than the last:

I'm not sure if I am as delighted by Naomi's dress, though. It's not BAD, but something about the hem makes me feel sad and alone.

In better news, LA HATHAWAY:

With the exception of the fact that the Academy is making photographers HIDE INSIDE THE STEP-AND-REPEAT -- like, we KNOW this isn't their first rodeo, so I seriously do not know what is happening here -- this is pretty flawless. POINT TO YOU, ANNE. Point to you.