Tarek El Moussa and Heather Rae El Moussa
We're gonna start with the Selling Sunset folks. And YES I follow Heather on Instagram and I have to say that it feels like she's been pregnant for a million years. If I think so, she must REALLY think so. I do not know why she's wearing a formal screendoor but I'm happy she's so happy.
Mary Fitzgerald and Romain Bonnet
Romain looks SNAZZY! Mary -- whom I love, actually -- looks like....I honestly think I've run out of similes. Adults-only ice-dancing? I hope her double-sided tape holds.
Emma Hernan
The Selling Sunset girls sort of seem like they coordinated. (Meanwhile, show villian Christine is off at the freaking British Fashion Awards, which I'm sure is a hot topic on the group chat.) She's very pretty, but this feels rather summery?
Chrishell Stause
I am VERY FOND of Chrishell but this photographed a little matronly for something so see-through! I'd love to see her styled a little more edgy.
Chelsea Lazkani
I don't love those shoes, but I think this is the most successful look of the Peach-Colored Selling Sunset Gowns.
Jason Oppenheim and Marie-Lou Nurk
I think this is....too much look on Jason. ALSO I have THOUGHTS about Selling the OC and nowhere to put them so please let me know if you are in that same boat.
Kyle Richards
FIRST OF ALL, our photo service said this was KIM RICHARDS, who is Kyle's sister and if you watch Real Housewives of BH, you will know that this will really really bother Kyle. This is not Kyle's finest look.
Kathy Hilton in Valentino
I don't hate those look, objectively, but I DO hate those shoes.
Lisa Rinna in Saint Laurent
I regret to note that Rinna, who was A NIGHTMARE on RHoBH and also on social media this season, looks very good here, if also mildly eccentric. (She also looks a lot like her late mother in those sunglasses. [Her mom, who was a badass who literally escaped a serial killer!!!, often appeared on RHoBH.])
Erika Jayne in Balmain
Erika's BONKERS BEHAVIOR has left a bad taste in my mouth for at least two seasons now and thus I feel like I cannot weigh in on this objectively.
Sutton Stracke, Crystal Kung Minkoff, and Dorit Kemsley
All of these ladies look great, honestly, although I do think Dorit has a sea anemone tacked to her other shoulder. Crystal understands the optimal ensemble for this particular awards show, and Sutton's shoes are SO cute.
The Miz
And then.....The Miz showed up?! Sure! (I have a well of affection for The Miz. Who would have thought he'd actually make it as a wrestler, like, for real?!)