Rachel Weisz in Givenchy
This is just so bad. She looks like a novice at an extremely progressive concent. (We have to file our piece for Cosmo before we do anything here, and I hate repeating myself agan, but: This does also really look like a rain poncho, as if she didn't check the LA forecast, or expected to sob her way through the ceremony, or said to Olivia Colman, "If you don't win, you can THROW A DRINK IN MY FACE," and thought she should come prepared.)
Jennifer Hudson in Elie Saab
Did she leave before they finished her head? This is too tight and jumbled for my taste, although it did look better in motion on the carpet than it does in stills. This is the part that lives on the longest and easiest, though.
Marina de Tavira in J. Mendel
I like the skirt better than the top, which seems altogether too tight.
Danielle Macdonald in Christian Siriano
This was custom, and I feel like.... it's kind of baggy in the bust, no? It's unusual for Christian to be sloppy with that stuff, but I think this wasn't tailored exactly correctly and it's giving the boob portion a frumpy feel that is not true to her.
Zooey Deschanel in vintage Victor Costa
Girl, no. Hoik it! Tie it up! You've got a mechanism RIGHT THERE!
Hannah Beachler
Hannah is the production designer for Black Panther, and she won. This dress is MADLY DRAMATIC and while I don't love all of it, I have to give her credit for not disappearing into it. That's a high degree of difficulty.