Rachel Weisz Led The Red Brigade at the Oscars

Every time anyone forcefully said Vice during the telecast, my brain processed it as Weisz. Imagine how confusing this was, for example, when the announcer lady was like, "Up next, a look at WEISZ," or when they put Amy Adams up on the screen and intoned, "WEISZ." I was not at my sharpest. Neither, sadly, was WEISZ (or Vice, I guess).

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