From a distance, I thought this was nude, and I said to Jessica, "Oh, great. It's like a Spanx cummerbund."
But I actually think it's gold, and now that I see more of it, I also think it's flattering. The vaguely Star Trek quality of the neck -- you know, the stuff they made the ladies wear that was both prim and strangely erotic at the same time -- kind of works for me. And on a night where nobody really did anything truly risky or unusual, I appreciate anyone whose outfit may lead to a Googler finding this site by typing, "Star Trek sexy time yeeeeah."
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