Michelle Williams

Seroiusly, though, how much prettier would this have been if it were floor length, and with a slight train? Or with delicate gold shoes? These are like orthopedic bridesmaid couture. I kept expecting to find out they were wedges.

Michelle Williams

Also, as much as we love that Michelle takes bestie Busy Philipps everywhere as her date -- we would, too; she seems like a blast -- they might need to coordinate a bit better. This looks like Michelle called Busy two hours before the show and was like, "Dude, I got a plus one," and Busy was like, "I'm in my pottery caftan, but I can throw on some lip gloss and be outside in two."

Michelle Williams

Michelle whipped this out at the DGAs, and I'm undecided. Part of me thinks it's perfectly fine, and part of me thinks Julius Caesar's kid had a unicorn sneeze on it and then turned it in as the final exam at Ancient Rome's equivalent to Parsons.

SAG Awards Fug or Fab: Michelle Williams/WTF Busy Philipps

This probably would have been a Well Played, had she just chopped off her legs at the ankles and trotted around like a double peg-legged pirate. What, you think I'm exaggerating? Maybe. But the shoes she chose were the footwear equivalent of bloody stumps, to me, and it derailed this whole train. Like Dementors attacking the Hogwarts Express, but less chilly and with fewer hoodies. [poll id="5982"] [poll id="5991"] [Photos: Getty]