This probably would have been a Well Played, had she just chopped off her legs at the ankles and trotted around like a double peg-legged pirate. What, you think I'm exaggerating? Maybe. But the shoes she chose were the footwear equivalent of bloody stumps, to me, and it derailed this whole train. Like Dementors attacking the Hogwarts Express, but less chilly and with fewer hoodies.
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