This is for anyone who has an opera house they'd casually like to haunt.
"It's the PICTURES that got small! And the shoe soles."
Fake toes on shoes, even if they're metal, will always wig me out a little. Otherwise... I hope this comes with a mechanism that makes the bra cones spin.
That bodysuit is sort of cute. And the umbrella hat! It wouldn't keep that much of you dry, but it's more fun than the hood on my Helly Hansen.
Peripheral vision is when your glasses have eyes on the sides as well.
I can see why this stuff is supposedly selling, though. This is just... stripes. Good, solid stripes.
It's possible this one is not selling as much.
It's your time, America: Dramatic hats IN or OUT?
I'm looking forward to a bunch of pool parties next summer to which I can FINALLY wear a blazer with my swimsuit.
This feels like a missed opportunity for an ear belt. Oh, but don't worry, there's one coming later.
The boob roses ought to make it onto the red carpet.
PERFECT hiking clothes.
PERFECT workout clothes for my ab ball.
I laughed out loud, and also feel like Madonna and Gaultier deserve royalties.
