Scrolldown Fug: Gemma Arterton in Temperley London

On the surface, I don't hate this.

It's WEIRD, and it looks like the decor in a 1980s penthouse, but I'm easily swayed by shine and sparkle. So at first I was prepared to get in this car.

And then:

Reader, IT'S PANTS. PULL OVER.

[Photo: Getty]