Before we begin, I have to say that Jessica and I watched One For The Money recently -- we were in the mood to see a hilariously bad movie -- and oh, boy, was it a mess. Not even fun-bad; just flat-out BAD, and confusing, and therefore depressing. We literally sat there in silence and then turned on Love Ranch, so we could watch Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren be a married couple running a brothel, and I'm not kidding, it was a major step up. Heigl's accent in that movie joins the pantheon of Fake Accents That Come And Go With Reckless Abandon (see also: Jessica Alba from Honey), and none of it makes a lick of sense. Wonder if she's missing those Grey's Anatomy accolades right about now.
In other news, she appears slowly to be solving the conundrum that was her haircut...
... but WHAT i going on with her lower half? Those shoes are all wrong (and possibly manure-colored?). And those dishwater tights give her Muppet legs -- as in, they somehow look like exactly the same color and texture as Miss Piggy's. This is only acceptable if you actually karate-chop someone who has wronged you and/or can ride a motorcycle through a stained-glass window without sustaining a scratch.
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