It's winter and Sophie is in New York, so a very layered turtleneck situation -- like a junior-varsity ruff -- probably makes climate sense, even if she does look a bit like she's at the hairdresser and they're experimenting with whether she should get a bob. However:
Not for nothing, winter also means none of the Fruits of the Loom are even in season! Do not bring them into this!
I need to cleanse myself with Lord John's face:
Ahhh. Exhale.