I've heard that this movie -- which is vaguely about the Winchester Mystery House, beloved by anyone who's ever made a road trip in California -- is not the movie about the Winchester Mystery House that people who care about the Mystery House really want it to be. But can we truly complain about a movie that gives Helen Mirren the opportunity to threaten baked goods? We cannot.
And, FWIW, this (custom) frock on her is really just perfect:
She's wearing sexy, evil Valentine's Day -- the only version of the holiday that I care to celebrate.