I was just talking about Shania Twain and I cannot remember how we got on the topic, but we were discussing how her husband cheated on her and she ended up marrying the other woman's husband and -- fun fact -- they're still married! She DOES look like a woman who would have that kind of interpersonal dramz inhabiting her Wikipedia "Personal Life" section in this outfit. This woman has lived in ways I can only begin to imagine:

Does she also look like a person who would inspire someone to rig Fug Madness for her? I mean....I think the answer is clearly yes. She's still the one.
PS: THIS IS CUSTOM RODARTE. ?????!!!!!????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????????