Apparently, the weather and closures at JFK threatened the arrival of Christian Siriano's gowns to the West Coast. He may wish he'd just cried uncle and not paid FedEx to hustle:
Her head looks fantastic, and it's true that this is amusingly grandiose in that wacky Solange way that I've come to appreciate. But if pressed, do I think this looks GOOD on her? No. It's totally counting on my affection for her kookiness to compel me to have mercy. I don't know if I can do it, but I will say that this is basically the EXACT OPPOSITE of anything Jennifer Lopez has ever worn and there's something great to me about a lady who will vie for our attention WITHOUT the crutch of illusion netting.
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