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Martha Stewart and Kim Petras
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
Where is THIS buddy comedy?!
Martha Stewart
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Martha Stewart
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
This is glam and fab on her. Martha LOVES a gold sparkle look.
Kim Petras
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Kim Petras
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
I love that Kim decided to wear the most wholesome, Reese Witherspoon-y dress in her closet.
Duckie Thot
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Duckie Thot
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
Duckie was like, "I don't know what I'm meant to wear to this....vague Breakfast at Tiffany's? Sure."
Megan Fox
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Megan Fox
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
This feels a little obvious and it's driving me nuts trying to remember who already wore it?!
Machine Gun Kelly
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Machine Gun Kelly
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
Meanwhile, MGK is considering trying to sneak on stage for Act II of Hamilton across town.
Georgina Burke
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Georgina Burke
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
"I also don't know what to wear. Basic...sparkly...reasonable...black? Sure."
Olivia Ponton
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Olivia Ponton
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
The undercrackers here are, of course, a thong. She is tremendously fit! This always feels like a poor imitation of Rihanna at the CFDAs, though.
Nicole Williams English
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Nicole Williams English
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
...I kinda think this one is perfect for this party, though.
Leyna Bloom
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Leyna Bloom
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
My darling! I am concerned about the fit of this frock! It seems perilous!
Madisin Rian
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Madisin Rian
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
"I'm gonna swing the pendulum absolutely the opposite direction and look directional and editorial!"
Rob Gronkowski and Camille Kostek
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Rob Gronkowski and Camille Kostek
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
Gronk seems like a supportive partner.
Padma Lakshmi
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Padma Lakshmi
2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch, New York, USA - 18 May 2023
I wouldn't say Padma phoned this in -- she looks nice! She's Padma! -- but I might say that she THOUGHT about phoning it in.
