The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Party Is All About Martha

The only SI swimsuit edition I care about is this one:

I love Martha and I'm hanging this in my home. She also looked GREAT at this party. Other people...well, you'll see. NO ONE knew what the dress code was for this thing. The launch of the SI Swimsuit Issue seems tailor-made for what I still always think of as MTV VMAs outfits: Short, spangly, kicky, fun, not serious at all.

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