Regular readers of this website are well aware that I am a huge fan of the neck ruffle: And yet even I, Jessica Morgan: Neck Ruffle Enthusiast, can not sign off on this one. She looks as though she's hung a giant scrunchie around her neck, like her
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I have to admit that it just seems right for Ricky Martin to be back at the Grammys. Remember that year he performed La Copa de la Vida, and everyone just collectively lost their shit? (Including me: that performance was insane. Also, back in the times before we'd
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Geez, Monica, okay: The boy is yours, if you want him that bad. No need to put your head on backwards about it.
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I don't even know what to say about any of this: I mean...yes. In a sense, I get it? Like, this is the person that she is. But there's someone about the combination of the belly button and that tutu that makes me uncomfortable. All
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Dear Mr. Schuster's hair, You are famous for, in Sue Sylvester's words, looking like you were styled with a bucket of lard, being a home to Keebler elves, and/or resembling a briar patch, among other insults. So this was a fun change: You're
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She's BACK. And judging by her matching sports bra and shorts, she was clearly at Cardio Kickboxing before tossing on a throw rug from World Market and calling it formalwear. I have three thoughts: 1) She looks insane; 2) That hair must be a LOT of work; and
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At first I thought, "Well, how rude, Dorothy Zbornak might want her wedding blouse back." But then she turned around... ... and it seemed maybe a bit better? I mean, I know it's still super short -- I'm not sure how I feel about that, what
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I just sang to Heather, "you know what else is helping Nicole Kidman? Her hair looks faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!" (Fashion Week is almost over, and we are PUNCHY.) Which it does. But great hair can't save a wretched dress -- so thank God the dress rocks, too. It'
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View the gallery After all that hullaballoo about Leona Lewis following up The Lips and The Bow by designing her own Grammy outfit, it would appear that Leona was being overly optimistic, because she did not attend the Grammys -- although she did show up at some of the pre-parties.
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View the gallery I'm sure this will upset a lot of people, because Florence Welch is a Beloved Indie-Type Musical Person Who Is Only Recently Becoming Mainstream So Stop Harshing Her Buzz, Evil Fug Girls. But the thing is, she is not Bjork, and so I am
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Why, hello, Ciara! She looks so innocent from this angle, almost like she's a gently glamorous music teacher conducting some kind of children's choir in a rousing version of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" And then, WHOA. I feel like this isn'
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View the gallery Sometimes it's easier to deal with the Glee table in one fell swoop, since about ninety percent of them tend to attend every event together (although Lea still gets her own slideshow, because, well, we imagine that's kind of what the experience of
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Well, I loved the hell out of this. With the backdrop of the fire, and singing her duet with Eminem that I freaking love, this dramatic Dior was a serious win for me. I want to wear it, like, right now, even as I am watching the Today Show and
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This dress is a cousin to the Malandrino that Lea Michele wore a year ago to the SAGs -- well, actually, more of a sibling, since its parent is the same -- and I like it just as much. It's really youthful, which Julianne hasn't really had going
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Initially, I saw this and thought, "Hi, Lauren Conrad." But no, y'all, it's just Miley, doing her best beachy-chic impression of Lauren Conrad. Is it strange that a millionaire a bajillion times over, with albums and her own openly fictional show and some
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