At first I thought, "Well, how rude, Dorothy Zbornak might want her wedding blouse back."
But then she turned around...
... and it seemed maybe a bit better? I mean, I know it's still super short -- I'm not sure how I feel about that, what with my practical fear of people being unable to sit down cleanly -- but the back at least keeps it from being a total boring write-off. However, it does vault it straight into the category of Things I Will Never Try Because They Preclude A Brassiere. So I'm torn: retro-sexy, or Zbornak cruisewear?
I am way less torn about what she wore the day before:
Paz, we already have a Janice Dickinson, and even she seems tired of it.