View the gallery A friend of mine once attended a kids' music class that Nicole and Keith came to with their first daughter. And everyone was afraid of making them feel observed or uncomfortable, so in an effort to counteract that, the people went too far in the other
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View the gallery A) Rashida Jones has NEVER LOOKED BETTER. B) Where is Retta?! Is there any event more TREAT YO SELF worthy than the Oscars? Someone get Retta a ticket to the damn Vanity Fair party, you guys. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It happens ever year: Nominees and guests change their outfits for the post-parties so that their trains don't get trampled, and we don't get the pictures before bedtime. Maybe I should just start writing through the night. Can you imagine how much
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I always love seeing how people dress for the Vanity Fair party. People who went to the actual Oscars usually change into something less uptight, whereas people who DIDN'T go to the Oscars sometimes dress as if they had. To wit, Miss Lily Collins: First, I enjoy her
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View the gallery Heidi Klum is still gorgeous. Why doesn't she trust that? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I love this look so much. It might honestly be my favorite look of the night. Even if you remove Pacey from the equation (NOT THAT WE'D EVER). [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I can't figure out why Olivia was there. She didn't present, and she's not in any of the movies (except Magic Mike, and that went tragically un-feted). And her IMDb page doesn't have anything on tap other than
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This hurts me so much. I just want so much MORE for her than this. It looks like she styled her hair by poking her head out the limo sunroof, and the dress is a wretched mess with a peekaboo Hefty bag. Why? WHY GOD WHY? Her stylist, at MINIMUM,
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Okay, let's just say what we're all thinking: Krystal Carrington TOTALLY wore this to some charitable function held at Chez Carrington, where she was just trying to raise awareness about sad angel clowns or whatever but ended up getting derailed by something terrible (slash awesome) that
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If I had told you Jennifer Aniston would be a welcome hit of color at the Academy Awards, you most likely would've patted me on the head and told me my crystal ball was actually just a baseball, or something. And yet, here we are. Aniston is not
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View the gallery Is there any woman who seems spacier in red carpet interviews? She always just acts totally wacked out -- very "my boobs are capable of predicting the weather," except in real life. On one hand, I love it when actors don't seem too media-
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View the gallery Do we think this is the last time we see these two clutching at each other glowingly on a red carpet? I mean, until he's nominated again, assuming they are still married? I don't mean to be a pessimist nor a cynic, but.
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Who knew that Charlize and Miley Cyrus looked so much alike? (Or, more accurately, as I said to Heather last night, who knew that Miley's FACE was so good? She needs to never lose that haircut.) I also agree that Charlize's super short crop (she buzzed
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View the gallery Much like an episode of Scandal, Kerry Washington's clothes are occasionally crazy-wacko, but damn, are they watchable. Fortunately, in this case, their sanity is not in question. [Photos: Getty]
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Well. I guess it's good to know that you CAN get a formal neck brace in this town if you need one. [Photos: Getty]
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