View the gallery It seems... at best remiss that Valentino dressed one of tonight's Oscar nominees in something HUGELY similar to what it gave a 90210 alum. ... Okay, fine, Hilary Swank is also a two-time Oscar winner, but we all know Former Steve Sanders Love Interest is
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View the gallery As I said on Twitter, I love CZJ always. [Photos: Getty]
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This may surprise a lot of people, but I ended up going the reverse direction I normally do: In the beginning, I liked this, but the more I stared at it the more it lost me. The hair is lovely, sure. I vacillate between thinking the bodice is appropriately sexy/
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You guys know how great we think Octavia Spencer is. She spent all of last awards season looking amazing, and she was a scream on 30 Rock this season. So I want the best for her. Sadly, although I don't think this is a complete strike out, I
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I really wish Sandra Bullock had been in Silver Linings Playbook. That way, I could write something hideously hacky like, "Is this dress stunning as-is, or could the lower half use a silver lining in its playbook?" As it is, I'm stuck ruminating about whether
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View the gallery Is J Hud an amazing actor? Her recent turn on Smash says no, despite her Oscar. But MY GOD she can sing, and I think almost every Academy member who saw her absolutely kill on "And I Am Telling You I Am Not Going" last
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View the gallery Damn, Stacy. Turns out it's the second awards season with Intern George that pays the greatest dividends. [Photos: Getty]
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This might have been my favorite look of the night. You may not have won Best Actress, Naomi, but you are in a very tight race for Best Dressed: It is unusual that you will find me calling something futuristic and weird and amazing, but here we are. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This woman really loves bottoms. Wait, that came out wrong. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I did NOT like this when I first saw it on the telecast last night, but it (still) photographs amazingly and now I might love it. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In awesome Jennifer Lawrence style, our girl found a way to humanize herself even further by falling up the stairs when she went to get her Oscar (this, about three hours after she hilariously tried to stick her face in the dreaded Mani-Cam, on a bet
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View the gallery Dear Universe, thank you for seeing to the fact that no matter what happens the other 364 days a year, Jessica Chastain BRINGS IT to the Oscars. I love this. She looks perfect. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery "I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when nips were shy, and did my bidding. Then Prada traced my aureolae; I dreamed that blogs would be forgiving." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Apparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an "unspecified injury" requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies -- which Twilight basically swept -- and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace
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I am sure this is promotional in nature, but I don't know (nor does Steven Tyler, apparently), and frankly, I don't care. If Jim Carrey is officially the Thomas Jane of 2013, then I am BACK IN, baby. [Photo: Getty]
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