View the gallery It's hump day. Let's get through it with some window shopping. Note: Our heinous technical problems meant some slides' text got deleted. It's fixed now, I think? I hope? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Y'all knew we'd get here eventually. I just wish they'd take Ye Olde Shoe Cam and use it for still photography, because it is slim pickings. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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Don't get me wrong. Elle Fanning is adorable: She is the most adorable girl who ever wore a bedspread to an awards show. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery None of these will be under my Christmas tree, but that's okay. I'd rather have hot water and DirecTV. Still, that doesn't mean we can't do a little holly jolly yearning. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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I don't have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs. But that necklace is CRAZY. It's like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind of thing someone on a TV shopping show
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View the gallery Purses and jewelry and shoes, oh, my. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Otherwise known as SHOE FRIDAY. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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These are some tight pants. But, that's not why we're here. She has the body for them (although I don't actually think they are doing her body any kindly favors); she's erranding; whatever. No, we're here to discuss the little
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View the gallery Let's hear it for Stuff. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery Hooray for procrastinatory material! [Photos: Getty, WENN, Splash]
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I'm not sure what happened here. But I like to think it's the final set piece in a terrible/awesome movie called WHEN FABRIC ATTACKS.
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Honey. You're adorable. BUT: It's boobs OR legs. Not boobs AND legs. Unless, of course, you have an upcoming arc on Gossip Girl you're trying to tell us about.
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Well, at least she's having fun? Also: she's real easy to pick out of a crowd.
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First off, I have NO IDEA why Kelly Ripa is at the Oscars: Maybe she's quasi-covering it for Live? Don't get me wrong: I actually quite like Kelly. Our relationship dates back to when we were both terribly young and she was wearing a hideous
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View the gallery Like or hate their dresses, at least they're funny. In the long term, that'll serve them better than having worn that good dress that one time. (Translation: love them both, leaning in the other direction on the outfits. Let's take a
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