Fug and Fab the Bags and Baubles: Globes Weekend
View the gallery Because it's about damn time I give you a post entirely devoid of toenail closeups. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because it's about damn time I give you a post entirely devoid of toenail closeups. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You know, if E! has a shoe-cam, can't the red carpet do one too? A bajillion people at the Globes and these are all the close-ups of we have? Fetish FAIL. [Photos: Getty]
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I wasn't going to cover this until I saw this picture. I know Kelly's single now. Turn around, bright eyes, because you've got yourself an admirer. Actually, we can talk about her grey hair NOW because in case you were wondering how it works
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View the gallery I used to be kind of neither here nor there on Claire Danes. YES, I loved My So-Called Life, and I cried when she died in Little Women, but I feel like she went through a long period where all she did was show up places
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View the gallery Okay, there are some TCAs and other premiere pictures in here, too, but it's mostly stuff from the People's Choice Awards, or as I like to think of it, The Thing That Warms Up My Typing Fingers For Globes Week. I promise there
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View the gallery These slideshows are emotionally and financially unhealthy for me. So I keep doing them. I also eat peanut butter almost every day. I have problems, and chief among them is that I have no desire to solve either of these problems, because: shoes! Purses! Jif! HAPPINESS.
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On first glance nothing struck me as particularly out of the ordinary about this gown. It's strapless, it's black, it's feathery... it's no different than 99 percent of what's in The Widow Longoria's closet, except that I guess
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We have entered into the first of many little pockets of summer that I like to call, "Please, Somebody, Throw A Party Or Something, Because I Am Desperate For Something To Talk About." Or, alternatively, called, "Amber Rose Cashes In." [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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View the gallery It's Friday. It's 11 a.m. You're almost there. Will this help?
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View the gallery Because it's almost the weekend. Maybe if we bliss out enough on accessory porn -- culled from the past month or so -- we'll trick ourselves into thinking it IS the weekend. That'll be rough sledding when it turns out we still have
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There is one thing we cannot argue: Ophelia Lovibond is a great, great name. To the point where I wish I could steal it and make it the name of a plucky heroine in a novel, possibly a detective, definitely British. As for the outfit... she's so cute,
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View the gallery The weekend cannot get here fast enough. This will either help, or make you super depressed about the fact that you don't have several disposable grand in your bank account. Or both.
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Maybe Heather McComb has been feeling jealous. See, the entire time she was married to James Van Der Beek, he was The Forehead Who Used To Be On Dawson's Creek. And then they got divorced, suddenly he got remarried and had a kid, and he was a hilarious
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I think I just need to accept the fact that I have a total girl crush on Gabrielle Union: But can you blame me? She's so preeeeeeettttttty.
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View the gallery Time once again to window-shop our way through the often-unsung heroes of an Oscar look: bags, shoes, and bling. I may have thrown in some stuff from the Independent Spirit Awards, too, though. Shh. Don't tell. I promise it doesn't disrupt
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