I don't know who the crossed-arms dude standing behind Vera "ORPHAN" Farmiga is, but I do think he's cute. So is her dress: In fact, I think she looks smashing, and I love that her main accessory is a perfect red lip. The
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Zooey Deschanel has enviably shiny hair -- I just accidentally said it was "enviously" shiny, and while it does seem to have a personality of its own, I doubt it's so big because it's full of jealousy. And I wish that she was wearing that
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View the gallery Today's pre-Oscars eye candy comes courtesy of my desktop, where over the past month I've been stashing pictures of people's accessories for a day when we all needed to space out and stare at things. Yesterday it was pretty, pretty
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When I squawked to Jessica that she NEEDED to see what Sarah Drew wore to this movie premiere, she took one look at it and frowned and said, "I think she's WEARING it wrong." At which we then laughed, "Which thing?" I mean, HONEY.
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View the gallery Because we all like to look at pretty things. Or, in the case of this handbag, a very spoiled baby's crib mobile.
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DEMI MOORE: TOLDJA the stocking cap wasn't going to help your hair situation! IT RARELY DOES. UP HIGH, KUTCHER! ASHTON KUTCHER: Leave me alone. DEMI: It's a good thing you're pretty cute to begin with. Or I might leave you for Justin Bieber. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
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The Other Michelle Williams is amusing me. She wore this to what the photo caption claimed was a contest to find the best bartender in the world: [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] She DOES look like she's been drinking.
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You know, I'm starting to root for the Wicked Witch of the West to get her hands on the ruby slippers. Because, say what you will about her methods, but that woman would know better than to pair them with those blue socks they give away on transatlantic
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"Dear Jennifer Lopez: [Photo: WENN.com]"Your move, Princess. I don't just swing from chandeliers. I AM the chandelier. "Love, Jennifer II, a.k.a., The Sequel That Beat The Original, a.k.a., My Block Had Better Restaurants Than Your Block."PS Want
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It's inauspicious when your Wikipedia entry begins with, "she debuted on television in the MTV anthology series Undressed," as Jenny Wade's does. Undressed, after all, was perhaps the worst soap opera in the history of the world, and you KNOW I've seen
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I don't know, Padma: Great color, but the tulle-covered slit is a bit Liza With A Z to me -- and in the personally-exfoliated-David-Gest's-tonsils way, not the popped-up-in-Arrested Development way. And as much as I enjoy a statement necklace,
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