I WISH they made garbage bags this fancy. I do NOT wish they made dresses that look like things I long to use inside my trash can. It's not so much that it looks like she woke up thinking it's 1970, so much as it looks
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View the gallery This outfit is very nearly cracked out in a LITERAL way. [Photos: Getty]
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I don't understand this hair on her. She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don't know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her as The Human Showgirls Poster. Seriously, that hair adds
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I can't tell if I would've liked this even without the mullet. Because, problematically, it's not like the top part is all that flattering; if it weren't that awesome shade of Electric Jamba Juice, it wouldn't have much to recommend
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View the gallery This is that apocalyptic moment where I say to myself, "The strapless bra might not be the worst of it." [Photos: Getty]
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Notes on a Fug or Fab: -- Insert comment on excellence of her head/face region; bonus points for a Center Stage joke and double-bonus for a Crossroads reference, but demerits for Avatar. -- Question the merits of the patent-leather headband being passed off as a strap -- Inquire about the
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In ancient times, they'd call this a glorified loincloth. Today, someone out there is probably calling it a triumph of wicker-inspired accents, and that someone is probably employed at Pier 1 Imports. I prefer to call it a hideous deluge of nefarious netting worn like a compromised
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View the gallery It's been a while since Lady Gaga held a red carpet hostage to her shenanigans. At least this one didn't involve gestation and birth; just some strange combination of Donatella Versace and Bianca Jagger riding the horse to Studio 54 on her birthday
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View the gallery On the runway, I thought this was "for the wedding of the man who WRONGED YOU," but that's because it was shown with a tulle veil of sorts. I applaud Katy Perry's unusual restraint in leaving the frippery at home. [Photos:
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View the gallery I have to hand it to Miley for an impeccable sense of timing: She knew it was time to take a break, keep her tongue in her mouth, and put on some freaking pants. (At least on the red carpet.) Whether you like the way she did
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I'm loving the fullness of Swifty's hair here. But she, like Heidi before her, looks like she's jacking the skeeze of someone Of The Night -- in this case, a former roller-disco queen named Venus Mercury, who became a hostess-on-wheels at a
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Someone is up to her old tricks again. And by "someone" I am referring to Heidi "And Seek" Klum, and not the previous owner of the dress: Deezire, The Highest-Class Escort In All Of Reno County (But Still Just About A B-Minus). [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Because it's a comparitive science with this one. So perhaps to understand how truly relieved I was to see this look, you have to know what came before it. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery There are times when I don't think I can write another word about Carrie Underwood. But she just keeps showing up, and it's hard to ignore her. I'll start with this: As much as I liked Taylor Swift's nude
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On one hand, this is totally Heidi to me. On the other, it looks like she stole it from Chloe Sevigny. But both my hands agree that this is horrendously unflattering to a lady whom it should be hard to... unflatter. She looks like a fancy gift box that somebody
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