View the gallery Three of the top four picks skipped the dog-and-pony show in Chicago in favor of watching it at home -- though Jameis Winston did it with his trademark subtlety, by putting a step-and-repeat and a red carpet OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE. Have fun with that
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View the gallery I haven't had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I'm excluding that from this post, but we'll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering
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View the gallery SKATING! First, a programming note: For some reason, Getty only had photos of some of these looks from the Grand Prixe Finals, and not Nationals, so I just used those, as the ensembles are the same. But if you happen to spy Japanese signage, that's
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View the gallery I may have notes about the outfit she worn on Letterman, but her abs just inspired me to do 25 crunches, so thanks for that, Serena. [Photos: AKM/GSI]
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View the gallery I have decided not to include Drake in this slideshow because the telecast ITSELF spent what felt like 45 percent of its airtime on his comedy bits, and all of them were 75 percent too long, and that math equals NO SOUP FOR YOU, Drake. Instead, let&
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View the gallery Oh, Becks. You look delicious in that suit. Already a good celeb turn out and we're not even in the final rounds. I've got some Michelle Dockery, some Ed Westwick, a bit of David Tennant, some very dapper Tom Daley, a dash of
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View the gallery The only sport about which I have less analysis might be baseball, but I can DEFINITELY weigh in on suits. I think the basketball players beat the football players this year in terms of variety, and thank GOD Andrew Wiggins got picked first, because he brought the
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View the gallery As always, Royal Ascot-goers bring it when it comes to the hat game. And this isn't even Ladies Day! IT'S DELIGHTFUL. I love you all. [All the Royals coming up next; don't worry, I would not neglect to bring you
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View the gallery The juxtaposition of the Stanley Cup and the World Cup has been hilarious: In soccer, dudes drop to the ground writhing in agony and wailing if anyone so much as breathes on them. In hockey, they get hit in the face with sticks and pucks and bleed
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View the gallery Anthony Barr was not picked first. He did not attend the draft, or at least, he's not in our subscription. He did, however, days before, attend an event at a Subway store that had SCULPTED HIM OUT OF VEGETABLES. (Apparently this has happened to other
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View the gallery As often happens at the Derby, the dudes looked WAY snazzier than the ladies did. [Photos: Getty]
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Why are there TWO dresses at this party with thigh details? By which I mean, the thigh IS the detail: That might have been so pretty if it weren't suffering continental drift. [Photo: Getty]
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PHIL: Listen, ref, can't you do something? TERRY McAULAY: What would you have me do, exactly? PHIL: You've got the flag in your belt. Throw it. Throw some laundry on this play. JOE: What are you talking about? TERRY: Sorry, Phil. I just don't
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Vika here went down in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open, and got booed by the crowd, which apparently decided last year that Azarenka has a sportsmanship problem (she took a medical timeout in the semi-final at a questionable time). I've decided this dress is her response.
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View the gallery First of all, thank you so much for your patience in waiting for this post. We were traveling, and then I got run over by the Globes/Critics Choice Awards/SAGs train BUT I AM BACK and we have a LOT of falling down, illusion netting, and
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