View the gallery Well, here's one way to ensure Canada will take the gold (AGAIN) in the event that really counts: winter clothes. If you make a sculpted Olympic athlete look terrible... WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE, RALPH? [Photos: Ralph Lauren]
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This feels relevant to Fug Nation's interests. You're not the goalie, Cristiano. No hands on the balls. ZING. This poorly constructed zinger is brought to you by Lone Star beer and a sleepless night. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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First, can we talk about how they're bringing the (now officially) retired Johnny Weir to Sochi to do commentary? This could bode excellently for my enjoyment level of the Winter Olympics. If I can't have Dick Button puncturing the dopey non-commentary with cranky opinions, I
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View the gallery Otherwise known as, "Why Is Everyone Trying To Out-Crazy Oregon?" It's not an exhaustive slideshow from the season so far -- there are a ton of games not in our subscription, for some reason -- but it's a serviceable tasting platter. But
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View the gallery If it's a Miu Miu party, can we assume they're all wearing Miu Miu? [Photos: Getty]
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Booty shorts, a demi-skirt, a leather vest, wings, and a gilded goblet of champagne: He's like the biker angel of Kotex. This had better be Johnny's rehearsal for his potential Olympic long program, and if it is, I will re-enact this while watching it.
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View the gallery Love the color, like the design, don't love the bunching... but still, I think Serena Williams' cranial magic is doing enough work to compensate for the rest of it. [Photos: Getty]
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Well, after announcing she'd be "Maria Sugarpova" and then cancelling it, Sharapova then pulled out of the U.S. Open altogether with a shoulder injury. It was, to say the least, an intriguing forty-eight hours in her life. Meanwhile, fellow tennis queen Serena Williams is
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We need to discuss this: Apparently, Maria Sharapova has filed for a two-week quickie name change, so that for the duration of the U.S. Open, she can go by Maria Sugarpova. Because that is the name of her year-old candy line, and she wants to turn her
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View the gallery Sorry, Gabrielle Union. Technically we did feature you already alongside Dwyane Wade, but we ignored you, and Fug Nation was not impressed. So we will bring it on right here. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? Sigh. It's Friday. June/July has been a hellstorm for
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View the gallery In case you were wondering, Maria Sharapova really IS 6'2. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I love athletes in formalwear. Especially when it's terrible. And it's frequently terrible. [Photos: Getty]
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Let's start with the good news: Tate Donovan is at the ESPYs. Actually, that's not even good or bad news; it's just NEWS, as in, "Why is the dude from Space Camp at the ESPYs?" Yes, even with Damages and The O.
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View the gallery The draft has gotten increasingly boring now that almost every pick is preceded by footage of the player talking on the phone, and high-fiving people, and being handed a hat. I like SUSPENSE, which directly goes against ESPN's apparent mandate to create interesting programming.
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View the gallery For the various basketball conference tournaments (please, not the official March Madness tourney, or "madness" it will be), adidas made special-occasion uniforms for six teams. Six teams they OBVIOUSLY HATE. FOR THESE ARE AWFUL. SO AWFUL. When I saw Notre Dame's green
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