If you've been wondering, "What's Billy Ray Cyrus going to do now that he's getting a divorce and he's a free agent?", I have the answer for you: HE'S GROWING BACK THE MULLET. Batten down the hatches, y&
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Dear Robert Downey Jr., [Photo: Splash News] I love you. I love you now and forever, regardless of what your hair looks like. But speaking of hair, because I love you, I need to tell you something. And it's that you're starting to look like Justin
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DEMI MOORE: TOLDJA the stocking cap wasn't going to help your hair situation! IT RARELY DOES. UP HIGH, KUTCHER! ASHTON KUTCHER: Leave me alone. DEMI: It's a good thing you're pretty cute to begin with. Or I might leave you for Justin Bieber. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
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ASHTON KUTCHER: We are SO HAPPY TOGETHER! No marital problems at all! OUR BODY LANGUAGE IS NOT AT ALL AWKWARD! DEMI MOORE: Ashton, let go of my wrist. We look all weird and Cruise-Holmesian. ASHTON: That's FINE WITH ME, PRECIOUS BRIDE! DEMI: Yeah. Like that's
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I assume that whatever the answer was to my anguished query about why Stephanie Pratt was at the Emmys, it also applies to Lo Bosworth: But nothing will appropriately explain to me why they had to go and do that to the poor girl's hair.
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This started off badly: And got worse: Um. At least she's happy?
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KEVIN BACON: We're awesome. KYRA SEDGWICK: We're the best couple in Hollywood. KEVIN: If we ever break up, people will RAGE. KYRA: Don't even say it, Kevin. KEVIN: I'm sorry, my precious jewel. Shall we talk about your dress instead? KYRA: I
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Last night, I wasn't sure about Rose Byrne's dress, but now I think I might like it. There's something funky about the gold pieces, like she's a very expensive present with artful ribbon wound around its contours, the kind somebody got paid
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WHOA: As Heather and I discussed during the red carpet, when there is a rumor afoot that you may have gone wackadoodle and keyed your ex-boyfriend/co-star's car in a fit of jealous rage whilst at the workplace, it might behoove you to show up at
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JUSTIN: Hey there, Drew.DREW: Justin! Hi! You're a Mac, and I'm a P.C.!JUSTIN: No, we're not dating anymore, let's not play that game. It's not going to end with the same kind of fun.DREW: I think
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