Kelly Osbourne... has looked better, shall we say. I'm sure that is an actual whole dress, but it LOOKS like an extremely incomplete one with a t-shirt tossed under it to pull it all together. I don't know what's happening, and I shouldn&
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View the gallery Let's check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming -- kind of like Intern George has -- one of those Hot Guys We'll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, "Whatever, Mom, He's
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Welcome to this week's installment of our favorite program, WTF Is Happening On Penn Badgley's Head, in which we pose the familiar old question: "WTF is happening on Penn Badgley's head?!?!?!" It's a rhetorical question, so it's a
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Has anyone seen Justin Bieber's old hair clippings recently? No reason. Just curious. [Photo: Getty]
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Fug Nation, blind me with your science: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Bless Rooney Mara for taking on this Girl With a Dragon Tattoo press tour with such verve. If nothing else, she's giving us something to talk about. Let's see what she wore in Spain. [Photo: Getty]
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Okay, okay. So you guys kept TELLING ME I had to watch The Voice, so I could see what the hell Xtina was doing to herself. (Also, because it's entertaining.) And I was all, "yeah, yeah. How much crazier could she look? Do you REMEMBER the Firecrotch
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View the gallery Katie Price, Katie Price, Katie Price. Remember, this is a woman who once had an alter-ego named Jordan, dresses up like a pink Wonder Woman to hawk everything from kids' books to her fragrance, is a secretly serviceable equestrian, and announced on TV that she
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Unfortunately, Ewan McGregor was a few days too late for my Man Hair slideshow... ... and SEVERAL dollars short of buying some clippers, it seems. Ewan, I'm so sorry, but Edward Cullen doesn't have a biological father at this point. Speaking of the undead: HE'S
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View the gallery Around the time of Fug Madness, when Jessica and I were considering the seedings, we almost did a mini-tournament on the side just about horrible dude hair. It was rampant. (Then sanity prevailed and we realized we couldn't possibly do that without our heads
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"If you thought my unexpected Cinderella showing in this year's Fug Madness was exciting, then get ready for 2012: "I'M COMING FOR YOU, FUG NATION."
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View the gallery Our nation is grappling with many insidious problems right now, but none -- NONE -- are more perilous to our impressionable youth than the state of Tom Brady's hair, which has taken a turn for the worse this week down in Brazil. It's time we
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Look, I don't know for sure: But I feel like it's VERY UNLIKELY that Isabel Lucas came in and said to her Hair and Face Team, "tonight, I'm really feeling, like, Manson Family about two weeks before the shit really hits the fan.
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"Greetings, lads and ladies," "Yes. It's true. Even when I haven't shaved my neck and it looks like Posh has secretly replaced my hair gel with a box of dirt, I AM STILL DREAMY. HOW DO I DO IT?"
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Jessica and I have discussed at length whether or not we approve of Rachel Griffiths' new bangs on this season of Brothers and Sisters. But I'm pretty sure we would both take them for dinner and a movie if it meant never having to deal with this
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