Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over
View the gallery As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Technically, they're not all little black dresses -- some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren't little, and one of them isn't a dress. So let's revise: Basically, it seems like a
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Have you been wondering what Florence Welch is doing on-stage lately? Yes/no/maybe? Well, regardless of which one you circle before you pass back the note, I will let you know, because I am here for you. The answer is: fewer caftans, more pseudo-shin hair, and a
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I thought about slapping "Fug or Fab" on this, but then I ate breakfast and my blood sugar returned to normal. It's just a weird equation: graceful skirt + fabric groin mustache + Frederick's of Hollywood + an old VHS tape that her dog ate. And they
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This weekend was the Producer's Guild Awards. Also known as the First Annual Shailene Woodley Memorial Please Don't Make Me Wear Spanx AGAIN This Weekend My God I Just Want to Eat a Roll at One of These Things Like a Normal Person Awards.
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Don't look at me like that, lady. I didn't make you wear it. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery I just read in People AND Us Weekly that Olivia is currently dating Jason Sudekis, so it MUST be true. About a year ago, I had this whole theory about how I was pretty sure Sudekis (who I think is quite funny) was secretly unbearable. But that
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From the Desk of Paris Hilton: "In 2012, I resolve to be more MYSTERIOUS. This will be accomplished by dark hair. I also resolve to be EVEN MORE self-promotional, which will be accomplished by wearing handbags from my Paris Hilton Handbag Line slung across my crotch at all
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"Hey, Lindsay Lohan, you literally JUST completed being under house arrest for violating the terms of your probation agreement from your second DUI, as well as your three hundred and sixtieth trip to rehab! What are you going to do?" "I'm going to HANG OUT
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They say three's a trend, which means that Julia Restoin Roitfeld's friends and neighbors better brace themselves for her coming out to get the mail in her bra and a black lace robe. BEHOLD: That was last night. And that was the night previous. Girlfriend, JUST
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It actually took me several minutes to determine that this person actually IS Fergie, and not some Fergie-esque person misidentified as Fergie by a tired photog who's seen enough cracked-out-looking lady celebs to last time his entire life. (Parenthetically, one of my favorite things that
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Psst, Winslet: Mildred Pierce is over. You don't have to look so SEVERE any more. It's June. GO OUT AND LIVE.
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Happy surprise engagement, Nikki Reed and Dude From American Idol! That People article includes a quote from her saying, "I love him and I don't care," because nothing says, "this marriage is a great idea" like being defensive to People -- or, I guess, to
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Insert the usual about how Cameron Diaz's legs are impressive, yes, and we too would be tempted to show them off to all comers at every turn, etc. Seriously, we all got the memo. At this point I feel like I was strapped down while someone forcibly tattooed
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I really would have thought that, of all the incredibly beautiful women over 40 in Hollywood, Halle Berry would be aging the most gracefully: And she IS aging gracefully in terms of looking unbearably fantastic and youthful and she hasn't done anything wacked out to her face -- thank
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