Hold on to your hats and glasses, as they say at Disneyland, because this might just blow them right off: Mischa Barton, the surprise Cinderella Story of this year's Fug Madness -- if going far in a competition designed to figure out who was the fugliest celeb of the
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It would be inaccurate if I didn't note that I LOVE those shoes: It'd also be inaccurate if I didn't note that I think this is what Maria von Trapp looked like during that dark period when she and the Captain were passing themselves
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Oh, man. Thank god she's got that amazing face, because her dress is making me sneeze and I need something else to focus on. And I don't want to ruin your afternoon, but that so-called "dress" also might be more accurately called "
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This dress is, I think, actually totally cute, even if the bottom of it looks a little bit like what would happen if you mixed Astro-turf with Brillo-pads, and therefore I know that if I were there I would be unable to to resist wandering up to Jessica
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I sincerely hated this. Regular readers know that I am rarely quite that blunt. Or, at the very least, quite that blunt right off the bat. But this looks like a tongue attached to an occasional table, and while I'm sure other Gala-goers where thrilled to have
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Dude, Rose, don't look at ME like that: I did not force you to put a weird rectangular bib around your neck, the likes of which I'd expect to see as part it of a particularly Bizarrre Papal Accessories-Heavy episodes of The Borgias (which, parenthetically,
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The expression on her face truly says it all, no? And by "it all," I mean, "shit. I just went out of the house in a lace-covered bra top, didn't I? I THOUGHT I LEFT MYSELF A NOTE ABOUT THIS."
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When I first saw this, I thought, "aw, Kristen Bell is working that maxi-dress!" Then I looked closer: Oh, Duffster. SO CLOSE.
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Daveigh Chase here was kind of brilliant on Big Love: But "brilliant" is not exactly the word I would use to describe this. I might use, oh, let's see: cracked out? Wacktacular? LEATHERTASTIC? Is there a portmanteau for the mash-up of "Guns 'n&
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There are some celebrities who look AMAZING pregnant: Reese Witherspoon springs to mind. She's the cutest pregnant actress. Ditto CZJ, who managed to go through both of her pregnancies looking basically resplendent the entire time. Nicole Richie? Adorable whilst pregnant. (I'm pretty sure I personally, should
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Lucy Hale -- whom of course you know from Pretty Little Liars, where she has all kinds of dramatic and dangerous problems, and is In Love with someone who is too old for her [like, please tell me that I am not the only person who, when SPOILERS Ezra told Aria
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I love this photo: Anna Paquin's face is really working lately. I don't know why -- maybe she's growing into it (not that I thought she looked like her face was...er, poorly fitted before) or maybe she's just happy, but she looks
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God. I am so happy that Aubrey O'Day is back out and about: Honestly, I think this is crazy and yet it is also sort of refreshingly demure and unusual for Aubrey, who has a tendency to show up places wearing, like, fur skirts and weird bustiers and
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Irina Shayk here was this year's cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and lo, she is pretty indeed: Especially if we mentally block out the fact that she's wearing....whatever this is? Seriously. What is this? If I'm correct -- and I pray
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Wow, Saoirse Ronan is all grown-up (she's sixteen)! She's so pretty. But what, as we always wonder, is she wearing? I'm going to come right out and say that I don't care for those shoes. But I'm also going
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