Congratulations, Hailee Steinfeld. Your movie Pitch Perfect 2 won the box office this weekend. What are you going to do? ... oh. You're going to the town's annual square dance at Big Mike's Boozenasium, where you'll filch a bottle of home-brewed bathtub
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I bring woeful tidings, Fug Nation. Miley wore this first. I repeat: Not only is the fabulous Taraji P. Henson wearing body windows, but she is in a Cyrus's sloppy seconds. COOKIE. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. To quote my GPS, which says this to me
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View the gallery Chrissy Teigen is definitely Having A Moment right now. She is everywhere, including on a new daytime show next season (with Tyra and Joe Zee), that lip-synch battle show on Spike, and here hosting the Billboard Music Awards. Unfortunately, this particular moment included three outfits we&
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Balmain seems rather into the Groovy Jumpsuit business right now. I mean, does it look BAD on her? No. But does it enchant me? No. Do I appreciate the bracelet? Yes. Do I feel like the outfit itself belongs on the gum-smacking girlfriend of a porn entrepreneur having a
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The award for The Artist Who Is The Most Certain That She Is Fascinating goes to this Dencia person. Her Wikipedia page says she has been called a cross between Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj... ... and I'm pretty sure that is only according to her. Actually, her Wikipedia
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I'm so tired of this. Once again I am looking at Rita Ora's Everything: navel, and cleavage, and rump-pits, oh my. It is The Netherending Story and the plot is not thickening and I am OVER IT. Especially because it lends itself to the whole
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"HOLA LOVERS." "And checkmate, Be-yawn-ce. Anything you can do, I can do LOPEZ, and LOOK AT ME is my middle name. Stay out of thunderdomes you do not understand." [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery And when I say "everyone," I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. [Photos: Getty]
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"But I guess more than anything else, I'd like to thank the criminal in the gorilla suit who knocked me out, traded clothes, and made his getaway after leaving me in a broom closet, which is where I woke up five minutes ago. Without him, I wouldn&
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It's not great news for the designer that I was going to guess it was Versace. And it's even worse news for Nicki that she's essentially wearing a very expensive ladyjuicer. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Remember, I am the wind beneath your wings. And you are the wind beneath mine. Except replace 'you' with 'the natural zephyr of superb holiness in the Divine Church of LOPEZ.' And then you. Except replace 'you' with
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Oh, my God. No, Natasha. You know what is not still unwritten? MY HORROR. This is the kind of thing you wear when you call the paparazzi and tell them you're going to the doctor/Bristol Farms market/the gym, so they will run a photo of your
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View the gallery Her hair looks a lot darker from the front. Then again, so does the foundation she pasted on with a trowel, so maybe it's just the lighting. And you know I'm stalling on expressing my feelings for the dress when I'm
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Kesha here is a tough one to talk about, because at this point I think we're all just hopeful she has gotten all the right help she needed to get over everything that sent her to rehab. But the thing is, I just don't like this.
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View the gallery In which I serve you a melange of random celebrities from (close to) the A list, all the way down to... well, let's just say a place where letters have no meaning. [Photos: Getty]
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