Would it be out of place at Sochi 2014? Not entirely. But I'm going to give this one to Swifty. Yes, it's crazy short and it's calling out for a triple lutz, but it's also a) an awesome jewel tone, and b)
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I can't tell if this is a case of Right Dress, Wrong Girl; right dress, wrong styling; or just... wrong. The bright parts are fun, I think; I wish she'd gone with a lighter eye and a slightly hotter pink lipstick to play off them. The
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The fugpidemic continues apace: Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES. Oh, great. Now your pelvis is a fortune cookie. I hope a piece of paper falls out that reads, "YOU WILL RECEIVE A LARGE GIFT CARD TO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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View the gallery Look, this is daft. But after the mind-numbingly unimaginative naked-crazy of Jennifer Morrison, I appreciate a girl who decides to go somewhere dressed as one of Liberace's drawing rooms. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." [Photos: Getty]
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"What up, foxes. It's me. The Leaning Tower of Bieber. Want to scale me? Like my body is your Amazing Race and Phil is hiding in my hair and the first one to the mat gets a jet ski and a lawn gnome, or some shit? Oops,
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The Estonian pop singer Kerli has created a label for herself called BubbleGoth, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. To that I say: Nice try. You can call it what you want, child, but we already have a Robyn, and a Minaj, and a Jessie J, and
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Well, the makeover seems to be taking: If this were last year, she'd likely have been in something gold and sparkly, with a gentle milkmaid updo. The drama of this is deeply appreciated, then, but one question remains: Is the bodice cool, or does it photograph too... veiny?
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If this were, say, 2005, I'd have been all, "Girl, the rest of your DRESS is still unwritten." But it's not, so instead I'll just wonder why she decided "paying a quick tribute to the late great Donna Summer" should
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I didn't realize I'd missed Nelly Furtado until she vanished. Remember when she marauded in tournaquet rompers like some sort of knee-hating pirate wench? Good times. Now, instead of looking like a buccaneer, she just looks like the decadent light fixture one of them strung
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View the gallery This is certainly not the worst Miley has looked -- I think we all know from embarrassingly many years of Cyrus-spotting that she has come leaps and bounds in this regard -- but at the end of the day, she's still just wearing a giant blazer
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So, this is basically what I thought it would look like if The Rapture happened and I didn't get escorted to Heaven.
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View the gallery I can't keep track anymore. First, The Bieb and Selena Gomez were on a boat. Then they were all huggy-huggy at the Oscars. Then she kissed him in public. Then someone reported they broke up because she caught him texting his ex (and not,
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Oh, Rihanna. You are such a chameleon. For instance, you attempted a Disembodied Hand Orgy... ... and a simulation of being in the stirrups, possibly because all those disembodied hands were poking out of a Gynecology Graveyard... ... and some kind of coat-blouse with high-waisted pants, as if you run
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View the gallery So, yes: Beyonce did, in fact, perform wearing a visible nude thing, nude fishnets, some sort of brassiere, and Cleopatra's lingerie from when she and Marc Antony used to play war games in the boudoir (you know, Plunder the Pharaoh, and Pillage My Pelvic Village
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