Ladies and gentlefugs, we have arrived: It's Fug Madness Bracket Day, our equivalent of Selection Sunday. Let's call it... Fuglection Friday. We will be releasing the seedings bracket by bracket, and then at the end of the day, a printable version that you can fill out
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View the gallery (3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN This may be one of the fugliest slideshows I have ever built. Kourtney is part of, and a founder of, Planet Kardashia; Vanessa looks like one of its lost younglings who grew up outside Britney Spears' house.
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View the gallery (2) ROONEY MARA vs. (3) VANESSA HUDGENS And never again shall the twain meet.
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(3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (11) TYRA BANKS In case you missed the memo, Tyra went to business school. It's why she showed up to ring the Stock Exchange bell in a romper (well, it explains the former, anyway, if not the latter), and it's why she
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(9) THE OLSEN TWINS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Much as the last round revealed undiscovered similarities between Kourtney and Katy Perry, so does this one show that she's not -- sartorially -- that far of a crow's flight from Les Deux Olsens either. Check it: Kourtney Kaftandashian... ... and
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(2) ROONEY MARA vs. (15) BRANGELINA Oscar nominee vs Oscar nominee! Rooney really, really pounded the pavement for Girl With the Blunt-Cut Bangs. I mean, seriously, take a stroll through her archives. When everyone else was out Christmas shopping, she was all over the world doing this: And this:
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(1) KATY PERRY vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Well, well, well. Look who finally beat Kim in SOMETHING. It's basically all she ever wanted, right? Kim must be gnashing her teeth right now. Look at all that Kourtney has! A man (such as he is)! A baby! Another baby
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It's ba-aaack: The official Fug Madness seeding committee has met -- so, I went over to Jessica's, basically -- and while we drank and supped on a year's worth of fuggery (read: ate sandwiches, drank Diet Coke, and looked at our archives), we slotted all
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) KE$HA This match-up -- between wild child singer/actress/tragic-try-hard Taylor Momsen, and freaky prop-enthusiast/singer/van der Beek fan Ke$ha , both of whom won their way into the Elite Eight as easily as you or I would pop down
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(2) KE$HA vs. (6) FABIOLA BERACASA These two could not be more different: Ke$ha often looks like she was fished out of a Dumpster... ... albeit a Dumpster she won in the War of the Back Alleys... ... whereas Fabiola looks like the well-groomed daughter of the man who
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs (5) LINDSAY LOHAN In many ways, this matchup is terribly apt -- Momsen seems headed down a similar path that LiLo took, a.k.a. the path to Grossville via Nutbar Junction, and so it's sort of like pitting two generations against each other. I
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(6) FABIOLA BERACASA v. (14) HAYDEN PANETTIERE Well, this is a weird match-up. The New York socialite/wacky fashionista versus....that girl who was on Heroes. THIS is heroic: Wait. Maybe the word I'm thinking of is, "brave." Or maybe "misguided." I might
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HOUSEKEEPING: Are you still having issues with voting? Try commenting first and seeing if it helps. That being said, ALLEGEDLY the polls should be working fine right now, so cross your fingers! (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (9) DIANE KRUGER Taylor Momsen is two for two in having photos that need
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Just a reminder: if the polls appear all wonky to you -- if they say they're closed, or they seem to think you've already voted, this is some weird-ass bug in WordPress and it SHOULD be fixed today. However! If it ISN'T, what seems
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And so it begins! Remember, the photos we use are just illustrative (and to, we hope, make an entertaining post). We encourage you always to check the contestants' archives on this site -- easily found by clicking here and starting to type the person's name into the Featured
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