(6) FABIOLA BERACASA v. (14) HAYDEN PANETTIERE
Well, this is a weird match-up. The New York socialite/wacky fashionista versus....that girl who was on Heroes.
THIS is heroic:
Wait. Maybe the word I'm thinking of is, "brave." Or maybe "misguided."
I might apply the same adjective to this. Or maybe "wacky" or maybe also "stupid."
This one, I would just call, "INSANE." And "nipply."
Speaking of nipples:
Oh, HAYDEN.
(10) KATERINA GRAHAM v (2) KE$HA
This one is going to be fun. I feel like Kat Graham is kind of like the Ke$ha of TV, except that I've prefaced everything I've ever written about Kat Graham by pointing out how talented she is, and I've never done that for Ke$ha. Although, in fairness: Tik Tok is really catchy.
Harem pants!
80s prom dress DISGUISED as harem pants!
A leopard print dress so fierce and nearly sentient that it DREAMS of harem pants!
And, in the other corner:
....I came very close to accidentally publishing this entry with merely the placeholder text, "WORDS" under this photo. And the truth is that I have no ACTUAL WORDS to replace that with. Being as I am speechless. She looks like she got mauled by a tank of angry eels.
You know things are bad when you look at an outfit consisting of 70s cocktail pajama bottoms attached to a giant roach clip, underneath a fanny pack and you think, "at last, something sensible."
And then she turned into Lady Gaga and FLEW AWAY.