BRENDA: I don't believe it. KELLY: You're kidding me, right?DONNA: I'm a virgin. So I like my underwear long and my turtlenecks high. BRENDA: It's seriously September 2, 2010?KELLY: As in, 9.02.10?BRENDA: Right. Next you'll
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NICOLE ARI PARKER: And POSE.BORIS KODJOE: Excuse me?NICOLE: I'm trying something. Could you dip me real fast?BORIS: What for?NICOLE: Fine, lift me then. Maybe hold me horizontally and then spin around in a circle.BORIS: Look, we're at an awards show being
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TY: This is it. This is my moment. If we're ever going to get our vaudeville act off the ground, the time is NOW. I have never been hotter.MRS. TY: Career-wise.TY: Well... yes, but also, aren't I dashing?MRS. TY: Of course, dear.
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SUSAN SARANDON: So, we look awesome. EVA AMURRI: We do look pretty great. SUSAN: I'd normally note that you look a bit Barbie, but you're so not the Barbie Starlet type that I'm actually enjoying this sort of playing against type thing you'
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KEVIN BACON: We're awesome. KYRA SEDGWICK: We're the best couple in Hollywood. KEVIN: If we ever break up, people will RAGE. KYRA: Don't even say it, Kevin. KEVIN: I'm sorry, my precious jewel. Shall we talk about your dress instead? KYRA: I
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RITA WILSON: Welcome to Lamps Plus, where the 'plus' stands for, 'Please lighten up, sissies!' We specialize in affordable glamour that is also extremely subtle!TOM HANKS: And I specialize in swinging from that chandelier like Tarzan running twenty minutes late for booty night. Recognize.
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KIM: Children of America, wear your seatbelts. And to show that I am right there with you, I am wearing one right now.KOURTNEY: To be honest, I have no f'ing clue what I am wearing right now, or why, but I do know that somebody who does
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[Photo: WENN.com] RUSSELL SIMMONS: Hey, Serena. SERENA WILLIAMS: Hi, Russell. RUSSELL: Can we talk? SERENA; I'm really busy right now, concentrating on posing in a way that best conceals my walking cast without falling over. Can you make it quick? RUSSELL: I just wanted to talk about
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LUCY PUNCH: My dress represents all the psychological and sexual knots Woody likes to tie his characters into. Really. It does. It has NOTHING to do with wanting you to fixate on my erogenous zones. WOODY ALLEN: I'm so depressed. I'm standing next to a beautiful
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JUSTIN: Hey there, Drew.DREW: Justin! Hi! You're a Mac, and I'm a P.C.!JUSTIN: No, we're not dating anymore, let's not play that game. It's not going to end with the same kind of fun.DREW: I think
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[Photo: WENN.com] FEARNE COTTON: Here's the thing, Mischa. MISCHA BARTON: Yes? FEARNE: Considering your usual outfits, this actually almost works on you. MISCHA: Are you sure? I'm wearing pleated shorts. They may even be made of suede. FEARNE: Well, that's how it works.
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PARIS: DARLING.ADRIAN GRENIER: Hey... oh, it's Paris. You look... delusional. And forty.PARIS: How clever, dearest, to tease me on a night when I am launching a fragrance called Tease.ADRIAN: Is THAT what this party is? Dude, I just wanted a free beer and thought you
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