MILLA JOVOVICH: Hey, do you have my quarterly taxes ready? I don't want to get a penalty -- weren't they due last month? ED NORTON: Huh? MILLA: DUDE, my TAXES. ED: Milla, I am not your accountant. MILLA: Are you sure? ED: YES. I am Edward Norton,
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HILARY SWANK: Oh, whoops, am I wandering into somebody's photo?JULIETTE LEWIS: YES. But that's okay, lady-sister, you get over here and you stand with us and work your woman-heat!MINNIE DRIVER: What I thnk she's trying to say is, you can
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NIKKI REED: Hey, Emma. EMMA ROBERTS: Hi, Nikki! NIKKI: Isn't that dress kinda OLD for a Teen Hollywood party? EMMA: Aren't you kinda too ORANGE for LIFE? NIKKI: Whoa. MEOW. EMMA: Sorry, these shoes really REALLY hurt. NIKKI: I hear that. Although mine are cuter. EMMA:
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TOM CRUISE: Yep.CAMERON DIAZ: Yep.TOM: We're still doing this.CAMERON: Still doing this.TOM: Knight and Day.CAMERON: Somehow, it's not dead yet.TOM: I probably need a haircut.CAMERON: My shoes kind of look like the bouncer at a nightclub put them on
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[Photo: WENN.com]LOURDES: Remind me again why we needed this chick?TAYLOR: BORING.MADONNA: Because, Lola, she serves a very distinct purpose.LOURDES: What is that? To make my ripped tights look comparatively hip and beautiful?TAYLOR: BORING.MADONNA: No, sweetie. To make America suck on it. Who'
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[Photo: WENN.com] NARCISO RODRIGUEZ: Hey Claire. CLAIRE DANES: Hi, Narciso! Loved the show last week! You're so talented. And you look as charming as always. NARCISO: Thanks! And you look....interesting. CLAIRE: Uh, didn't you design this? NARCISO: DID I? CLAIRE: Didn't you?
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JAMIE LEE CURTIS: Do you have to hold my hand?SIGOURNEY WEAVER: Come on, Jamie Lee, revel in it! This is a hilarious piece of japery!JAMIE LEE: Indeed. So inspired.SIGOURNEY: Aw, give us a little tooth in your smile! Everybody knows the scene in the preview for You
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ANDREW UPTON: Darling, I'm so happy to be here with you.CATE BLANCHETT: Thank you, my love. I got my start at the Sydney Theater company and it's so nice to be here to open whatever it is that we're opening. ANDREW: Yes. You
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JON HAMM: Are you sure?! BLAKE LIVELY: Yes, I'm SURE, Don. I look sincerely adorable in this dress! Also, I'm so TAN now. JON: I guess that's true. Also, I'm not really Don Draper. BLAKE: Whatever. You are also handsome. JON: Well,
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The setting: GFY HQ East, a hotel room far above the city, covered in shoes and empty cans of Diet Coke. The topic: JESSICA: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HEATHER: Diane? JESSICA: Yes. HEATHER: I know. JESSICA: What IS THIS? HEATHER: I don't know. JESSICA: It's like a ruffled.
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KARL: Pet. You seem ill at ease.BLAKE: I just don't feel like myself.KARL: Selves are just shoes we line with odor insoles. KICK. BLAKE: I just don't know why it has to BE this way. KARL: Because we made a decision.BLAKE: Who did?
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BEN AFFLECK: We are having SO MUCH FUN that hopefully no one will bug me about why my wife isn't with me, again!REBECCA HALL: I am the meat in a man sandwich.JON HAMM: You're the meat in a Hamm sandwich!JEREMY RENNER: God, I&
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MILLA: Hey, Ali, congrats on the pregnancy!ALI: Thank you! Don't I look fetching in my maternity sparkles?MILLA: Deeply! And don't I look fetching in my shirt, with these leg-pants?ALI: ... Yes. Actually, I was going to ask if I could borrow it.MILLA:
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[Photo: WENN.com] MATT SMITH: I'm on Dr. Who! DAISY LOWE: I just busted out of prison! In the middle of our prison prom! MATT: Wait, what? Seriously? DAISY: Of course not. But you could almost believe it, considering what I'm wearing, couldn't you?
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STEVE: Hello, ladies. I'm sixteen. No, really, it's true. I know I have the patchy wisps of a thirty-something Hair Club client in a 'before' photo, but I promise you, I am sixteen where it counts. BRANDON: STEVE, buddy, what did I TELL
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