It's Eurovision Week, and it's Already Sartorially Wacky
Just as you'd expect.
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Just as you'd expect.
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Starring Denmark.
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JUSTICE FOR MALTA.
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Forget the Met. This is MY Super Bowl. (Also, I guess, forget the Super Bowl, then.)
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Come grieve with me.
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Get ready.
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Also, meet "Give That Wolf a Banana."
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Part 2 of 2. Onward to the final!
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Part 1.
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For Switzerland.
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Don't sleep on the losers; they were majestic, too. With FIRE.
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Behold: yodeling, FIRE, a man singing with himself, and a gorilla.
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WHERE IS THE FIRE?
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View the gallery This batch brings acrobats, stripper cops, HAL 9000, and some really downbeat French drama. (I did skip a few in here for being too snoozy, though.) For the Top 11, click here, or just... scroll down, I suppose, or back, or whatever, because I just posted them.
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View the gallery Is it just me, or was Eurovision kind of tame this year? I feel like people are relying too heavily on the use of fancy screens, and not attempting lots of insane choreography and acrobatics. Remember the year of the unicycles? Or the time the grannies baked
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